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BNN Stats: Size Matters
Monday, December 25th , 2056
Here is a list of the tallest players in the United States Premier League...
Eddie Daniel, BAL, 6' 11"
Mark Garland, BUC, 6' 9"
Andrés Durán, CAT, 6' 9"
Bruce Viera, ACKC, 6' 9"
Don Williams, MON, 6' 9"
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Miracles Can(ine) Happen
Saturday, December 23rd , 2056
Weeks ago we reported on the loss of Pablo Valentín's beloved pooch - today we are happy to give you a happy ending. A beaming Pablo Valentín reported the return of family favorite Eddie the dog, believed to have been lost several weeks ago on a family walk in the local countryside.
"I couldn't be happier," said the delighted Divided star, "we thought we'd lost him for good and then early yesterday evening we heard a familiar scratching at the back door. We've no idea where he's been or how he got back, but one thing is for certain - we'll be keeping him on a leash in future."
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Charity Gala Fall - Swan Shaken Up
Friday, December 15th , 2056
As Ishaan Swan, Panama City Piranhas' left fielder took the stage last night at the Golden Ballroom to accept an award for his good deeds, he took a tumble resulting in a scabbed up knee and a red face. Said Swan, "It was dark in there and I was excited I guess. Other than a scabbed up knee, the only thing hurt is my pride". Gala officials rushed to his aid but the 6' 0", 185 lbs ballplayer laughed them off. "I'm okay, I'm okay", he said. As he got himself up and went to the mic he quipped, "Next time I come up on stage, I'll take an escalator".
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