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Fog Samurakami Suspended Friday, July 21st, 2034 The Sunset District Fog were not very happy with the home plate umpire in today's loss to Gryfindor at Fog Park. One in particular -- Ieyoshi Samurakami. Upon being called out on strikes, the Fog first baseman gave the ump quite an earful. For that, the man in blue gave him the thumb and sent him to an early shower. But the disgruntled Samurakami lingered on the field for another five minutes, berating the umpire. Finally his manager got him off the field and into the clubhouse. But it got worse after the game, when Samurakami told reporters, "He was blind today. They played 'Three Blind Mice' for him. If he doesn't know the words to the song, I'm sure we can get it in Braille, so he can follow along." For his escapades and after-the-game oration, the league office suspended Samurakami for 2 games. This year Samurakami has hit at a .306 clip with 45 RBIs, 7 home runs and 40 runs scored. |
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