MENARD'S THIRD LEAGUE
BBQ TOO HOT TO HANDLE FOR MELLOR
12/31/2034
 
BBQ Too Hot to Handle for Mellor
Friday, November 24th, 2034
Knights first baseman Ed Mellor required medical attention yesterday after severely burning himself while barbecuing at his home. Mellor suffered first and second degree burns when a flame from the grill he was using suddenly shot up his right arm. "It was a pretty scary scene," said teammate António González, who was with Mellor when the accident occurred. "I thought it was going to totally engulf him for a moment." The fire also singed Ed Mellor's hair and eyebrows, but luckily failed to ignite the shirt he was wearing at the time. "It honestly could have been much worse," said González. The injury will reportedly keep Mellor out of action for anywhere from 3 weeks up to a month, but doctors expect the burns to fully heal.
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