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Slip on Wet Floor to Sideline Eniquez Friday, November 19th, 2032 Neyo Eniquez will be out of action for the next few weeks after slipping on a wet floor at his home. The Legion starting pitcher suffered a gluteus strain when his feet went out from underneath him as he unwittingly walked across a recently-mopped kitchen floor. "It's a little embarrassing," said Eniquez of his aching posterior. "I can't even sit down comfortably at the moment." Although teammates have been cracking jokes at his expense, Eniquez is taking the injury in stride. "I'm sure the idea of me falling on my backside amuses them quite a bit, but I'm not laughing about having to be out for 2 weeks. I want to get back on the field and help these guys win some ballgames." |
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