UNITED STATES PREMIER LEAGUE
BRIATORI INJURED TRYING TO UNJAM GARAGE DOOR
12/31/2032
 
Briatori Injured Trying to Unjam Garage Door
Thursday, September 30th, 2032
Toledo starting pitcher Georgio Briatori will be out of service for approximately 2 weeks after suffering a bruised wrist. The injury occurred as Briatori was reportedly attempting to unjam his garage door. X-rays showed no signs of breakage, but according to team medical staff, there is a significant bone bruise. When reached for comment, Briatori simply replied, "It was just a matter of carelessness on my part. I'm going to rest it for now and I should be back in action in a couple of weeks."
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