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League Suspends Pawnee CF Unknown Saturday, September 9th, 2017 The Pawnee ParksNRec were not very happy with the home plate umpire in today's loss to Alaskan at Field of the Serpents. One in particular -- Jim Unknown. Upon being called out on strikes, the ParksNRec center fielder gave the ump quite an earful. For that, the man in blue gave him the thumb and sent him to an early shower. But the disgruntled Unknown lingered on the field for another five minutes, berating the umpire. Finally his manager got him off the field and into the clubhouse. But it got worse after the game, when Unknown told reporters, "He was blind today. They played 'Three Blind Mice' for him. If he doesn't know the words to the song, I'm sure we can get it in Braille, so he can follow along." For his escapades and after-the-game oration, the league office suspended Unknown for 3 games. |
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