MENARD'S THIRD LEAGUE
SALAZAR ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS HIMSELF WHILE CLEANING HANDGUN
10/31/2016
 
Salazar Accidentally Shoots Himself While Cleaning Handgun
Monday, October 24th, 2016
Ramiro Salazar will be spending some time on the disabled list after he was cleaning out a handgun when the weapon discharged. The bullet lodged itself in Salazar's foot and he had to be rushed to the local emergency room. Manager, Andrew Morrison, will be forced to find a replacement for the injured player for the next few weeks at least. Doctor's were able to remove the bullet, but Salazar will be lain up for at least a month while the wound heals.

"Normally I'm very careful when I clean my gun," a disappointed Salazar told reporters. "I guess it goes to show, you can never be sure with guns."

Team doctors are unsure whether or not this will have any long term effects on the center fielder's ability to play ball.
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