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 | Barry's Bay's Jones Will Miss Season Monday, August 20th, 2029 Barry's Bay fans will be disappointed to learn that Carl Jones suffered shoulder inflammation while throwing a pitch in today's game. After the doctor informed the Barry's Bay Orioles manager that Jones was expected to miss 5 months, the manager told the press that the rest of the team would have to step up their play until the starting pitcher could return. "You can't make excuses in baseball, because there's always a game tomorrow," said the team's skipper. So far this year Jones has 1 win and 2 losses and a 2.23 ERA. |   |
